Well once again, against my will, we're slogging into uncharted territory that I am horribly unprepared for. Apparently my daughter now has "A Boyfriend." She invited him over yesterday to visit and have dinner with us. I was fully prepared NOT to like this kid under any circumstances. He's a senior, she's a freshman, so that was already one strike against him. He's a boy - boys have penises (penii??). That's two. All I needed was one more reason not to like him and we'd be rid of him in short order.
Ever protective of my only child, I had my fine-toothed comb out, locked & loaded for bear and was ready to knock his dick in the dirt for the slightest infraction. What I was not prepared for was the cute, sweet, funny, smart, engaging and polite young man who arrived at my doorstep. He actually spent the bulk of his time here in conversation with the rest of the family instead of trying to sneak my daughter off to defile her virtue.
As it turns out he appears to have a good head on his shoulders and has a realistic plan for what he wants his future to look like. He's planning to enter the Air Force after graduation so that he can pay for college, wants to go to graduate school to study psychology so he can give back to the community and considers himself to be in training to be "a good husband, someday." He even offered to help my daughter with the dishes after dinner and loaded some things into my mom's car as she was leaving - without being prompted to do so. In fact, he didn't say or do or even hint at anything even remotely out of line. He's bound to be some kind of pro at this stuff, right?
That said, as long as he has testicles, I still don't trust him any farther than I can throw him.
Do they still make chastity belts?