Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Things We Love to Hate

Big Box Stores:


Homeland Security:


Abstinence:


"Business" as Usual:


B-List Do-Gooders:


Next week: Dunno yet. Surprise me!

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - The Race

The Iowas Caucus wound down this weekend, ushering in a new wave of election year nonsense. I hope you've got a good pair of waders because this year the bullshit will be piled high and deep.

It's Good to Be in DC:

Good to be in DC! | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Homophobic Anti-Science Policies:

Bush's New Homophobic Anti-Science Surgeon General | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Zombies on the Election:

AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

Rabbit & Mouse on the Campaign Trail:

AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

And finally, a candidate who tells the truth:


Next week: Things we love to hate.

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - New Year's Resolutions

Since today is New Year Eve, I thought it would be timely to inspect the phenomenon of New Year's Resolutions. The only one I made last year was to finish that Gawddamned Neverending Writing Project. It was the only resolution I've ever kept in all my 41 years and was such a hassle that I hesitate to proffer any new resolutions for the coming year. One thing's for sure. I won't be one of those folks who go for multiple PhDs. I'm just not that masochistic. Besides, they don't call you Doctor Doctor if you have more than one. At any rate, on with the show.

Good luck with that:


Gus's Resolutions:


Emo Dave's Resolutions:


Right?


Party on...


Ever had an "Oh Shit" moment?


Happy New Year, Y'all!

Next week: We'll figure it out when we get there.

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Drunk Santa

Since today's Christmas Eve, we're going to take a look at Santa's little drinking habit:

Why Santa shouldn't drink before filming PSAs:


Santa's DUI:


It's a Merry Fuckin' Christmas:


Be careful whose chimney you try to go down:
Drunk Santa Is Not Welcome At That House

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Who are you again?
a message from santa

Add to My Profile | More Videos


Next week: New Year's Resolutions

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - More Holiday Hijinx

This week there were just too many holiday parodies yet to share so here we go:

Santa vs. Candy Cane:

AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

Holiday stress gets to everybody, I guess...


The Secret Life of Santa:


Santa's PC Makeover:


Caroling Remix:


Next week: Santa's had too much eggnog!

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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12 Days - Condemned Cartoon Carnival Style

This week I give you Twelve Days - CCC style.
From Straight, No Chaser:


Redneck 12 Days:


12 Days of Crimmus from da' Hood:


Bob & Doug McKenzie:


12 Pains of Christmas:


12 Days After Christmas:


And no Pagan Holiday would be complete without my all-time favorite: Fay McKay's 12 Daze - 3 Ways!:




And from Fay herself:


Next week: Probably more holiday silliness.

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Whatever

This week I didn't have clue one what to do, so it's just whatever strikes my fancy. The kids at Vancouver Film School usually have something funny.

Happy:


Sweatpants:


In the Beginning:


Bait and Switch:


Next week: Something holiday oriented.

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Aliens

This week I give you Aliens. Frankly, I think it's arrogant to think we're alone in the cosmos.

Why they leave us alone (mostly):


How to Survive an Alien Attack:


Aliens Schmaliens:


Contact:



Next week: I have no clue.

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Turkey Day

In honor of our national holiday, Thanksgiving, where really all we do is gather 'round a huge turkey dinner (after mom has worked her ass off cooking for the previous 3 days) then we're too miserable to do anything else for the rest of the day, this week I give you Turkey Day.

Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theatre:


Thanksgiving: The Movie


Butterball Test:


Dot's Thanksgiving Play:


Thanksgiving with James Brown & Kenny Rogers:



Next week: Aliens

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Open Season

This week: Open Season

Our first submission this week is once again from ghost hunter Romulus Crowe, noting that it covers "open season," "hunting season," and "in season," all in one shot:


Canned hunts for Everyman:


Someone actually gave The Man one of these last year...


It's safer on the sofa...


Smack-talking hood ornament:


Aaaaand finally, If it's Brown, it's Down:


Next week: Turkey Day

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Old People

This week: Old People

Our first submission this week is once again from ghost hunter Romulus Crowe
The Old Gits:


Never too old to Rock & Roll:


What they're really doing on their Sunday drive:


Don't jack with the little old lady:


A plane, a jeep and a little old lady:


Next week: Open Season - (in honor of the highest holy holiday in Texas - the opening of deer season).

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Angry Kid

This week: Angry Kid - a special treat from the UK, submitted by our good blogger friend the famous (or is that infamous?) ghost hunter Romulus Crowe.

Phone Sex


I-Spy


Wanker


Butt Plug


Tourette's


Next week: Old People

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - All Things Emo

This week: All Things Emo

Tickle me Emo


Emo and the Alky


Emo Girl Dolls


eMoTHeRapy - i cUt MYsElf


Emos: The only cereal that understands you


Next week: A surprise special treat submitted by Romulus Crowe that will have you laughing so hard your butt plug will fall out.

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Anybody's Guess

This week: Anybody's Guess
First up, a submission from Romulus Crowe. Reminds me of some of the interviews I've had over the years, especially after I started gradual school...


Japanese Potty Training Video


Internet Commenter Retirement Party - (srsly!?)


Wizard of Oz Alternate Ending


Harry Potter - Bad Roommate



Next week: Emo

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Abstinence

This week: Abstinence
Abstain With Me, Baby


Abstinence is Murder!


Purity with Priscilla:


The Right Time to Make Love:


Your Virginity:


Bush's War on Sex:


Bill Maher Weighs In:


Walking-Only Drivers Ed:


WTF O_o:


Next week: Anybody's Guess

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Rednecks

This week: Rednecks
Redneck 911 Call


Red State Update: Ahmadinejad Hearts NY


Kin


Redneck Zombies


Thanksgiving


Redneck girls like real big weiners


Crudbucket Hills Showcase of Homes


Next week: Abstinence Only Sex Education

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Religion

This week: Religion
Things you can't see (watch the cockroaches, heehee)


Peter Godly


Jesus - The Musical


The Biggest Muslim


It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown!


Live from Tikrit


Kissing Hank's Ass


If God is dead, then what? (from my wonderful friend, Baruch)


Next week: Rednecks

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Law Enforcement

This week: Law Enforcement...Book 'em, Dan-O

When Little People Go Bad...(This one's for Slick)


How not to get your ass kicked by the police. (also from my dear friend over at In the Line of Duty)


Traffic stops we'd rather not see...


Stupid perpetrator tricks...


Only in LA


Next week: intoxication

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, MySpace, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - Pregnancy

This week: Pregnancy

7th month pedicure


Pregnancy's a gas!


Pregnancy test


How not to do a pregnancy test


Voodoo Magic pregnancy test


Preggy


Sono-what?


Next week: law enforcement

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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Condemned Cartoon Carnival - PMS

This week: PMS.

From the Federal Bureau of Domestic Affairs:


Monthly Man:


PMS Victims:


Got millk?


Old School Roseanne:


PMS & Red Wine:



Next week: pregnancy

Calling all demons, poltergeists, minions and wraiths: You are hereby commanded by the fires of hell to submit your favorite videos from You Tube, your crazy aunt Hattie's attic or wherever for inclusion in my regular feature "Condemned Cartoon Carnival." Wanna play? The rules are simple:

1) The video has to make me laugh - out loud.
b) Bonus points if it's wrong on so many levels that it leaves me in tears.

Although there are no sacred cows, there is one caveat: I am a tough customer, so your quest will not be an easy one.
The videos will be posted bright and skippy every Monday morning, to give everyone a twisted start to the week.

What do you get? Everlasting life via special shoutout in the blog and a link to your blog (if you have one).

Go ahead, submit. You know you want to. Just send your videos or links with your username and a link to your blog to:
condemnedcartooncarnival@gmail.com

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