Gotta Get Me a Singin' Dawg...

Bwaaahahahaahahaha! *gaasp!* *snort!*

I wonder if my sister needs a backup singer for her band...

From my iPod

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike. In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks. Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as... An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun ...I don't give a fuck. As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible. And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers. As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as: Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot. Dismay ...ahhh fuck it. Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now. Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy. Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question. Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that? Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here. Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off. Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself... I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly... ...FUCK YOU!

I'm Voting Republican

Unique - Just Like Everybody Else

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 1 or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Meh.

I really don't have anything to say. That said, I leave you with this cryptic hint:

Online Winkelen

HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands. HEMA also has stores in Belgium, Luxemburg, and Germany . In June of this year, HEMA was sold to British investment company Lion Capital.

Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything and it's in
Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.

http://producten.hema.nl/

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies in Texas

It's a good way to get your ass kicked!

And Now For Something Completely Different

I'm off to take mom to Central Market today but I wanted to leave you with this. I've had a weird version of "The Lumberjack Song" rolling around in my head.

It goes:
I'm an atheist and I'm okay
I get to sleep in on Sunday...

That's all I got - can you help me finish it?