This from the brilliant and lovely Natalia over at "I Moved Your Cheese, Moron."
Same dialogue, different take, from my Mom, over at "Times Reflected Through Clouded Eyes."
The Kingdom Hearts version - dredged up by me, just to round things out.
Sigh. Surely y'all can do better than that. Please try to remember that there is a teenager with a warped sense of humor living in my house. As such, I stopped laughing at this about six months ago. I only included it this time because it was really funny the first thirty thousand times I heard it. Don't ever send it again or the wrath of a thousand imaginary friends will rain down upon your head.
As a counter point, I offer you a little Russian tale about a lonely bull, entitled, "Latex." Don't worry, you don't have to speak Russian or read Cyrillic to get it. The moral of the story is that with a little perseverence, you'll get it in the end.