Sunday, April 1, 2007

Talk Among Yourselves...

Okay kids, I'm busier than a one-armed pervert with palsy trying to draw a picture of a pussy with an Etch-a-Sketch today so I'm going to do the "bad mommy" thing and keep y'all quiet with a couple of videos you're sure to enjoy. Ahhhh, the electronic babysitter...

For your pleasure I've procured:

My all-time favorite - Lenny Bruce's classic short, "Thank You, Maskman"

And a newer one, "Nine Inch Kermit" - preordained to become a classic just because it's wrong on soooo many levels.

If that's not enough to keep you entertained, do visit the badasses over at Desperately Seeking...Something? This eversosnarky blog scours the Internet for pathetic personal ads posted in places like Kaboo and CraigsList. These pitiful attempts at getting laid usually contain pictures of a wide array of penises in varying stages of perkiness. The panel then reviews and comments on the pictures. You'll be pissing your pants after perusing the first post. Be sure to read the comments, too - they're often the best part.

Don't know why I'm perseverating on "P" today...oh's all about polishing the proposal, power analysis and p <.05 today.

Y'all have fun now, y' heah?


Natalia said...

I am about to get busy. I am recommitting to my reading schedule as of tomorrow. Plus I am gonna try to go to the gym. ICK!


Slick said...

Geeez-us girl...I laughed my ass of from that Masked Man video.

A horse and an indian? I'd just settle for a "Thank You"!

drsharna said...

Honey you don't have much ass to laugh off. I've been laughing over that one since I was about 14. My family had some kind of pre-satellite TV with only 1 station (On TV??) and it came on as a short between movies sometimes. I taped it way back then and used to pop it into the computer tower sized VCR we had occasionally but that was over 25 years ago. Fortunately I have a great memory and could replay it almost verbatim in my head. Needless to say, I was tickled to find it on YouTube. Now if I can just find some "Fritz the Cat," my Condemned Cartoon Carnival will be complete. Muuaaahahahahaaaa.