Okay kids, I have a crapload of work to do today on the stupid fucking dissertation thingy, but I want to share a new game The Girl and her friends have been playing sort of in protest for all the recent hoo-ha about the public use of the word, "Vagina." You know, it's perfectly acceptable to utter the words spleen or elbow but never clinical terminology for female naughty bits because it might be - well, just too naughty and they'll be having none of that in Fundie-Land, thankyouverymuch.
The rules are simple and I want you to play along.
1. Pick a movie title (or 90).
2. Substitute the word "vagina" in an appropriate place in the title.
3. Post a comment with your new movie title here in Hell.
Some examples that had us in tears last night:
Vagina on 34th Street
The Vagina Crashers
Pirates of the Vagina
The Vagina Conspiracy
Fun With Dick and Vagina
The Manchurian Vagina
Charlie and the Vagina Factory
The 40-Year-Old Vagina
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Vaginas
and my personal favorite:
My Big Fat Greek Vagina
Have fun and I'll be in tomorrow with more dissertation bitching. I'm looking forward to your responses!
If you need help, get thee to Netflix. Tell 'em drsharna sent you.