Wednesday, April 18, 2007

You Can't Say Vagina, Either


Okay kids, I have a crapload of work to do today on the stupid fucking dissertation thingy, but I want to share a new game The Girl and her friends have been playing sort of in protest for all the recent hoo-ha about the public use of the word, "Vagina." You know, it's perfectly acceptable to utter the words spleen or elbow but never clinical terminology for female naughty bits because it might be - well, just too naughty and they'll be having none of that in Fundie-Land, thankyouverymuch.

The rules are simple and I want you to play along.

1. Pick a movie title (or 90).
2. Substitute the word "vagina" in an appropriate place in the title.
3. Post a comment with your new movie title here in Hell.

Some examples that had us in tears last night:

Talledega Vagina
Vagina on 34th Street
Hotel Vagina
The Vagina Crashers
Finding Vaginaland
Pirates of the Vagina
The Vagina Conspiracy
Fun With Dick and Vagina
Napoleon Vagina
Brokeback Vagina
The Manchurian Vagina
Charlie and the Vagina Factory
I, Vagina
The 40-Year-Old Vagina
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Vaginas
and my personal favorite:
My Big Fat Greek Vagina

Have fun and I'll be in tomorrow with more dissertation bitching. I'm looking forward to your responses!

PS
If you need help, get thee to Netflix. Tell 'em drsharna sent you.

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72 comments:

River Rat said...

Steel Magnolias;

Steel Vaginas

Natalia said...

My Own Private Vagina (My Own Private Idaho)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Vagina (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

The Vagina of David Gale (The Life of David Gale)

House of Flying Vaginas (House of Flying daggers)

Saving Private Vagina (Saving Private Ryan)

Good Vagina Hunting (Good Will Hunting)

Free Vagina (Free Willy)

Dancing with Vaginas (Dancing with Wolves)

The Silence of the Vaginas (The Silence of the Lambs) (Also, this is the opposite of the vagina monologues)

Dude, Where's my Vagina (Dude, Where's my Car?)

Sleeping With the Vagina (Sleeping with the Enemy)

The Vagina Code (The Da Vinci Code)

Oh I am having too much fun with this.

-N

punk-rebel wannabe said...

haha, hey mom, how about theses?

harry vagina and the chamber of secrets
vagina almighty
teenage mutant ninja vajinas
monty pithon and the holy vagina
the vaginas have eyes
charlie and the chocolate vagina
vagina hollow
texas chainsaw vagina
planet of the vaginas
scent of a vagina
gone with the vagina
jurassic vagina
the velveteen vagina
my fair vagina
james and the giant vagina
the indian in the vagina
a bug's vagina
alice in vaginaland
snow white and the seven vaginas
the green vagina
the vagina clause
old vagina
the dead vagina society
fiddler on the vagina
the wizard of vaginas

i love you mommy dearest!
always clueless,
autumn

Natalia said...

OK this is still too much fun

Mission Vagina
Field of Vaginas
The Good Vagina
Little Vaginas
What Vaginas May Come
A Clockwork Vagina
Vaginaspotting
Dangerous Vaginas
My Vagina, My Hero
Bridget Jones's Vagina
Four Weddings and a Vagina
The Emperor's New Vagina
Behind Enemy Vaginas
The Sixth Vagina
28 Vaginas Later
Vagina Returns
Vagina on Elm Street
Interview With the Vagina
Vaginas of the Fall
I Heart Vaginas
Vagina Vagina Bang Bang
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Vagina
Citizen Vagina
Vagina Blues
What's Vagina Got to Do With It?
Good Night, and Good Vagina
Vagina's 11
Bring Me the Vagina of Alfredo Garcia

Hehehe :)

OK..seriously...I'm going back to my chapter.

-N

Elle said...

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

You can do Disney with it too!!

101 Vaginas
Vagina and the Beast
Vagina and the Tramp
Pocha-Vagina
Toy Vagina
Vagina Inc.
Snow White and the Seven Vaginas
Sleeping Vagina
Aladin: Prince of Vaginas
The Little Vagina

I could go on.

Slick said...

My personal favorite movies...

Training Vaginas (Training Day)
and...

Bad Vaginas (Bad Boys)

peebugg said...

he-he-he

I tried this game at home, and since I have 3 boys....only the oldest really laughed.....

"Vaginas Floats" (Hope Floats)
"A Vagina of Their Own" (A league of their own)

Borrego said...

Vagina Club (Fight Club)
Grandma's Vagina
Vagina: Trinity
The Vagina Stuff
Vagina Nights
Vagina Wars IV: a New Hope
Star Wars V: The Vagina Strikes Back
Star Wars VI: The Return of the Vagina
The Fantastic Vagina
Vagina Proposal
Last Vagina Standing
Requiem for a Vagina
The Amytiville Vagina
The Passion of the Vagina
The Hills Have Vaginas
Vagina Force Commando 2
Vagina: First Blood (Rambo)
The Vagina's Meow
Naked Vagina: 33 1/3
Vagina Payne
Terminator 3: Rise of the Vaginas
Y tu Vagina TambiƩn
Another 48 Vaginas
The Vagina Connection
The Wings of the Vagina
Vagina to Kill
On Her Majesty's Secret Vagina
Vaginas are Forever
Vagina Never Dies
The Man With the Golden Vagina
Vagina Royale
The Vagina is not Enough
Speed 2: Vagina Control
Vagina Shots!
Vagina Hall
School of Vagina
The Vagina Trap
Shaft ( its the counter part )
Vagina Powers: The Vagina who Shagged Me
A Vagina Less Ordinary
The Vagina of the Mohicans
The Vagina of Zorro
The Vaginas Grimm
The Vaginas of Eastwick
The Vaginawarmers
Pulp Vagina
Reservoir Vaginas
Vagina Little
Vagina of Chucky
Vagina After Next
Vagina Gump

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20,000 Vaginas Under the Sea
Vagina on a Hot Tin Roof

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